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Bel berbunyi / My alarms ring
Pagi-pagi / in the morning
Masi ngantuk, kututup mataku lagi / I'm still sleepy, gotta close my eyes for a blink
Kuteringat / I recall that
Harus Cepat / I must be fast
Janji buat KTP di Lurah terdekat / Go to lurah nearby to renew my ID card

Dari ranjang ku langsung melompat / Right from the bed I jump immediately
Kusiap secepat Kilat / Getting ready A-S-A-P

Namun terhentak ketika kumelihat / Falling astonished in the minute I find out
Ratusan orang dijalanan yang padat / Hundreds of people taking on the jammed road
Motor mobil gerobak pun saling sikat / Cars, motorbikes, wagon, all fight for their path out

Gimana / In what way
Ah ah / Ay.. Ay..
Caranya gua lewat? / can I go across the way?

Kok slalu macet kayak gini / How come it's always this trafficky?
Udah lama kok gak bisa diatasi / It's been so long, can't the solvers be in hurry?
Katanya pada mau buat MRT / They said they were going to build an MRT **
Tau gini / If I knew this
Ih ih / I is
Gua pindah ke bali / I would have moved to Bali
ih ih / ih ih
Eh malah macet di s'manggi / Instead I'm stuck in Semanggi
(notorious for its traffic jam)

Ti-tiga jam / Three, THREE hours!
Ku di jalan / Trip of ours
Tiba di kantor lurahnya kebablasan / Arrives in lurah's office, after getting lost
Keringatan / Sweating like horse
Capek Pisan / Tired, oh gosh
Tambah kaget kulihat panjangnya antrian / Hugely surprised when I see how darn long the queue was
Jakartaku kok bisa begini? / My Jakarta, how come you are like this?
Antri nggak berhenti-henti / Lining up without sign to cease

Ku duduk bersama tiga puluh orang / I sit in waiting line with thirty applicants
Kipas-kipas kita semua kepanasan / Fanning ourselves, we all were hot and unpleasant
Keringatanpun mulai bercucuran / Sweat starts trickling all over from our sweat gland
Dimana / At what place
Ah ah / Ah ah
Petugas kelurahan? / are lurah* officers here?

Akhirnya muncul satu orang / At last come out one man shows his face
Wajahnya garang dengan kumis yang panjang / Ferocious grimace with long, space-wasting mustache
Katanya buat kelar butuh tiga bulan / He tells it will need three months to finish the process
Asalkan / "Unless ya...
Ah An / Ah ah
Kalau Kasih Setoran / ...hand a sum to grease my palms."
Ah An / Ah ah
Duit gua pas-pasan / I got insufficient fund ._.

Du du du du duit dari mana? / "Where Where Where will I get cash from?
Ketinggalan dirumah / It's left behind in my room."
Katanya ku datang besok saja / He tells me to try come back tomorrow
Mulutkupun ternganga / He gets my mouth wide open

Jakartaku kok bisa kejam begini / My Jakarta, how come you are so cruel like this?
Macet kumuh brantakan ga kenal hari / Street jammed, soiled, disordered, going day by day
Kiri kanan setoran ga berhenti-henti / In every place, payoff does not seem to cease
Kubutuh / I do need
Uh uh / eh ed
Kubutuh mas Jokowi / I do need Mas*** Jokowi

Ku mau macet jakarta teratasi / I do want Jakarta's street jams to be solved
Ku mau kumuh jakarta diberesi / I do want Jakarta's slum places to be handled
Jangan lagi setoran kanan dan kiri / No longer bribery taking place here and there
Ku mau / I do want
Uh uh / ah ant
Jokowi dan Basuki / Jokowi dan Basuki

Ku mau banjir diberesin / I do want flooding to be handled
Anggaran pembangunan gak dicomotin / Development fund is not going to be slipped
Rakyat miskin juga bisa diayomin / Impoverished townsmen also to be assisted
Ku mau / I do want
Uh uh / Ah ant
Ku mau mas Jokowi / I do want mas Jokowi
Ih ih / Ih ih
Juga mas Basuki / Also mas Basuki
Ih ih / Ih ih
Jokowi dan Basuki / Jokowi and Basuki

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Membagi Layar Monitor Menjadi 4 Bagian

Cara Membagi Layar Monitor menjadi 4 Bagian

Dexpot - Membagi Layar Monitor menjadi 4 Bagian, Saat ini sudah cukup banyak software yang mampu membuat Multiple Desktop pada layar monitor anda. Dan, salah satunya adalah dexpot. Software ini dapat membuat Virtual Desktop pada Layar Monitor anda, sesuai yang anda inginkan. Bahkan Dexpot mampu membuat Virtual Desktop hingga mencapai 20 Virtual Desktop. Dan tentu banyak hal yang dapat dilakukan dengan 20 Virtual Desktop pada layar anda.

Cara penginstalan juga sama seperti software lainnya. Anda hanya cukup untuk mengikuti petunjuknya saja. Nah setelah selesai instal, anda cukup mengklik kanan
icon Dexpot - Full Screen Review pada pojok kanan taskbar anda sehingga Monitor anda akan terbagi menjadi beberapa bagian.


Pada settingan default, layar anda hanya akan terbagi 4. Namun jika anda merasa itu kurang, anda bisa mengaturnya. Cukup klik kanan pada icon Dexpot di taskbar anda dan klik setting. Kemudian anda bisa mengatur sesuai yang anda inginkan.

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Membuat Virus Dengan Notepad

copy paste code" yang ada di bawah ini ke dalam NOTEPAD

Open Here

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Kunci Gitar Cold Play - Paradise

Paradise, performed by Coldplay
key: Gm Intro: Gm  C  Dm  F (3x)
       Bb  F  C/E (2x)
       Gm  Bb  F  C/E (4x)

Dm                   Bb
When she was just a girl
F                 C/E
She expected the world
Dm                Bb
But it flew away from her reach
F                 C/E
So she ran away in her sleep

Gm                Bb
Dreamed of para-para-paradise
F          C
Para-para-paradise
Gm        Bb
Para-para-paradise
F           C
Every time she closed her eyes

( Gm  Bb  F  C/E )  (2x)

Dm                   Bb
When she was just a girl
F                 C/E
She expected the world
Dm                Bb
But it flew away from her reach
F                 C/E
And bullets catch in her teeth

Bb        F/A
Life goes on
F/A
It gets so heavy-
C/G
The wheel breaks the butterfly
Bb          F/A
Every tear, a waterfall
Dm            F
In the night, the stormy night
C
She closed her eyes
Dm
In the night
F
The stormy night
C
Away she flied

Gm                Bb
I Dreamed of para-para-paradise
F          C
Para-para-paradise
Gm        Bb
Para-para-paradise
F                 C/E
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

Gm                Bb
She Dreamed of para-para-paradise
F          C
Para-para-paradise
Gm        Bb
Para-para-paradise
F                 C/E
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

Gm  C  Dm  F (3x)
La-la-la-la-la

Bb           F              C/E
Still lying underneath the stormy skies
Bb           F
She said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
C/E
I know the sun's set to rise

Gm                      Bb
This could be para-para-paradise
F          C
Para-para-paradise
Gm                      Bb
This could be para-para-paradise
F          C
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

Gm                      Bb
This could be para-para-paradise
F          C
Para-para-paradise
Gm                      Bb
This could be para-para-paradise
F          C
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh
 
( Bb  F/A  Am  Dm  G/B  G/B  Bb )
Ooohh, oohh

Lirik dan Kunci Gitar Adele - Someone Like You

Lyrics, lirik, Kunci gitar, Chords Guitar, Kord Gitar Adele - Someone Like You :

Intro : A A/Ab F#m D

  A                A/Ab
I heard that you're settled down
        F#m
That you found a girl
          D
And you're married now

  A              A/Ab
I heard that your dreams came true
         F#m
Guess she gave you things
        D
I didn't give to you

   A                   A/Ab
Old friend why are you so shy
        F#m
It ain't like you to hold back
  D
Or hide from life

  E                          F#m                 D
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited but

I couldn't stay away I couldn't fight it
    E
I'd hoped you'd see my face
    F#m                             D           Dmaj7  D
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over

Reff:
A                E                 F#m D
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
       A               E        F#m D
I wish nothing but the best for you too
      A           E        F#m        D
Don't forget me I beg I re-member you said
             A                 E                     F#m    D
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts in-stead
             A                 E                     F#m   D
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah

A              A/Ab
 You'd know how time flies
    F#m
Only yesterday
       D
was the time of our lives

       A
We were born and raised
    A/Ab
In a summer haze
     F#m                     D
Bound by the surprise of our glory days

  E                          F#m                 D
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited but
D
I couldn't stay away I couldn't fight it
    E
I'd hoped you'd see my face
    F#m                             D           Dmaj7  D
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over

A                E                 F#m D
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
       A               E        F#m D
I wish nothing but the best for you too
      A           E        F#m        D
Don't forget me I beg I re-member you said
             A                 E                     F#m    D
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts in-stead, yeah

E
Nothing compares no worries or cares
F#m
Regrets and mistakes their memories make
D
 Who would have known how
       Bm    C#m        D
Bitter-sweet this would taste

A              E                  F#m D
Never mind I’ll find someone like you
       A               E        F#m D
I wish nothing but the best for you too
      A           E        F#m        D
Don't forget me I beg I re-member you said
             A                 E                     F#m    D
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts in-stead

Outro:
A              E                  F#m D
Never mind I’ll find someone like you
       A               E        F#m D
I wish nothing but the best for you too
      A           E        F#m        D
Don't forget me I beg I re-member you said
             A                 E                     F#m    D
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts in-stead
             A                 E                     F#m    D
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts in-stead
             A                 E                     F#m    D
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead

Yeah Yeah

tips sederhana mengetahui lama pemakaian komputer

Tips Mengetahui Lama Pemakaian Komputer :

Kalau kita sudah “fly” dengan aktivitas di komputer (misalnya mengerjakan tugas kantor/kuliah atau pun kegiatan berinternet seperti browsing, chatting) kadang-kadang menjadikan kita lupa akan waktu dan ini akan membuat komputer menjadi “kurang istirahat”. Padahal komputer juga seperti manusia yang membutuhkan waktu untuk cooling down atau istirahat. Jika tidak, komputer akan dapat menjadi lebih cepat rusak karena komponen-komponen di dalamnya akan mengalami
over heat. Oleh karena itu, kita harus dapat mengontrol lama pemakaian komputer sehingga komputer akan menjadi lebih awet.

                       Sehubungan dengan hal tersebut, ada tips/cara sederhana untuk mengetahui lama              pemakaian komputer dengan menggunakan fasilitas Windows, systeminfo. Lama waktu pemakaian                              computer dihitung dari computer melakukan booting hingga kita melakukan pengecekan .

                                                           Berikut langkah-langkahnya. :

Open Langkah Langkah :

 1 . jalankan Command Prompt dengan cara klik [Start] [Accessories][Command Prompt] hingga akan             muncul jendela Command Prompt, seperti screenshot di bawah ini.

2 . pada command prompt tersebut, ketik perintah “systeminfo”  (tanpa tanda petik) lalu tekan di keyboard ENTER

 

3 .  setelah menunggu beberapa detik, kita dapat melihat berapa lama pemakaian komputer. Dalam contoh         ini, sejak booting hingga saya melakukan pengecekan ini, saya telah menggunakan komputer selama 51         menit 11 detik, seperti screenshot di bawah ini.

 

  4 .Selesai Dan Semoga Berhasil Untuk Anda

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